Baby, That’s Me ((Steve/Tony Avengers Slash Fanvid)) (di xKelociraptor)
big bang! a scene from often_adamanta’s slipping through the years~
PLEASE EXCUSE THE INCONSISTENCIES/BACKGROUNDS/GROSS DECORATING sob
it has been an extremely long couple of weeks
Vecchio: You wanna go under cover.
Fraser: Well I admit, I’m not as familiar with the art of subterfuge as you are, Ray. But it appears to be an inside job and I can’t see any other way to gather sufficient evidence.
Vecchio: Okay. So what would your cover be?
Fraser: My cover… well, I thought I’d present myself as a chance passerby. Naturally I’d start by removing my hat and any identifying symbols from the uniform.
Vecchio: Well, that would be good, because your hat just might give you away.
Fraser: Exactly! That’s exactly what I felt. And then what I thought I’d do is, I would stroll onto the lot and I would introduce myself to the employees and I would ask a few informal questions.
Vecchio: Such as… ?
Fraser: (holds up a hand, then produces a sheet of paper, unfolds it and reads) Does anyone here know the whereabouts of a stolen lime green Comet?
(Ray nods and smiles)
Fraser: Anyone seen a stolen car?
(Ray nods again, that smile still on his face)
Fraser: Any stolen cars around here?
(Ray nods once more)
Fraser: Oh! If you’ve seen a stolen car, please raise your hand.
Vecchio: (stands up) Okay, let’s go.
Fraser: Wait, did I say something wrong?
Vecchio: No. No. Not at all. Just follow me.
Elaine: (to Fraser as he passes by) You’re very good.
Fraser: (gives Elaine a smug grin) Thank you!
- 1x05 Pizzas and Promises
Closeted
Annnd now for one of the best parts about this episode.
Fraser: Would everyone please settle down? I’m trying to listen.
Vecchio: To what?
Fraser: Shhhh. I’m not certain but it sounds like ‘doowsh, doowsh.’ What does that sound like to you?
Vecchio: How about the sound of my job going down the toilet? I’m sitting in a dark closet with a Mountie being licked by a deaf wolf. (pause) That was the wolf, wasn’t it?
Fraser: Yes, Ray.
Vecchio: Oh, thank God!
Vecchio: So what the hell we doing in here anyway?
Fraser: I’m recreating the sound of the kidnapping in my mind. The noise the limo made after it sped out of sight. If I can piece these noises together it should lead us to David Lee. There. There we go.
Vecchio: What is it?
Fraser: I think it’s a clunk. No. No wait a minute. It’s a thud. Definitely a thud.
Vecchio: But what does it mean?
Fraser: It doesn’t matter what it means. All that matters now is to remember.
Elaine: Hi.
Vecchio: Hi.
Fraser: Hi.
Elaine: I saw you guys come in here.
Fraser: Ah, well we were just, um… (long awkward pause) Have you ever heard of a sound that goes ‘doosh… doosh’?
Elaine: (stares at them for a moment, then shakes her head and walks away)
— Due South 1x06, Chinatown
